I've been thinking about model names for cars and what they tell us about writing.
Fancy a ride in the Suzuki Alto Afternoon Tea?
Maybe the Mitsubishi Canter Guts? The Subaru Sambar Dias Astonish!!? (Yes, with two exclamation marks.) How about the Mazda Bongo Friendee or the the Yamaha Pantryboy Supreme? The Mazda Autozam Carol MeLady?
Mysterious Utility Wizard seemed slightly odd at first, but maybe we're used to it now.
We find the names amusing because we're reading them with an English-speaker's perspective.
In Japan the names make perfect sense
The manufacturers have decided that the way the model names sound is more important than their literal meaing. Apparently English sounds cool to a native speaker of Japanese.
My point? In fact, there are three.
Let's admire speakers of other languages who understand the subtleties of English.
Let's appreciate that those of us who are native speakers have a remarkable skill - fluency in a complex language. (Anyone who can speak the language fluently only needs the polish to write well.)
And, let's ensure that we focus on our audience's perspective. That's the golden rule of writing - and all communication. Let's get obsessional about it.